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the bathroom: a case study on why fascism & communism fails

Monday, May 1st, 2006

You can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat their pets.

You can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat their subordinates.

But personally speaking, you can tell a lot about a person’s nature if you pay particular attention to their bathroom etiquette. I don’t mean their hygiene habits, though god knows you can tell an awful lot about a person based upon those…shudder. No, I mean how they use the bathroom, how considerate they are of others if the bathroom is shared and so on.

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let the games…finish, please!

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

NEWSFLASH! Am watching SBS (the ‘world’ channel on Australian free-to-air television) evening news right now (9:50pm, Thu 23/3) and we’ve got scandals ladies and gentlemen!

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Do successful artists suck?

Saturday, October 8th, 2005

(edited very slightly at the request of one of the people mentioned, 8/10/2005)

I realise now what it is that makes me such a shit writer/musician, or artist in general.

I’m too busy trying to be loyal and supportive to my (so-called) artist (so-called) friends.

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membership?

Friday, September 9th, 2005

A short snark.

I’m not working at the moment because quite frankly, I’m fed up of working with teeny-boppers who are vain, lazy and into all that power struggle shit. For a start, they’re mainly in their 20s so have no business acting like teeny-boppers. I did work up till recently (I do still have my job; it’s casual) to save for a viola da gamba. But being nearly fully well for the first time in…6 years since the crack-up, I’m keen to avoid stressful situations.

And stressful obnoxious rich shits.

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